Software Psychologist – help software organizations over come its fears and phobias.
Software Psychiatrist – same as a software psychologist but they prescribe drugs.
Software Archeologist –dig around looking for project artifacts.
Software Paleontologist – dig around for looking for evidence the project actually existed. They also theorize what killed projects. It turns out most projects commit suicide.
Software Actor – they don’t actually do any project work. They just act like they are working. Software Actors attend a lot of meetings and repeat what others say. Software Theologist – pray for project success.
Software Plumber – unclog software projects. This is not a glamorous job and it requires cleaning the project toilet.
Software Janitor –pick up after everyone else.
Software CSI – study the forensic evidence to determine if a project was murdered or committed suicide. By the way most projects commit suicide.
Software Entomologist – collect all types of bugs found during the project.
Software Zoologist – studies all kinds of animals that work on software projects
Software Tap Dancer – dances around difficult project issues
Software Linguist - helps translates the native tongue of a software developer into English.
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